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HOE HOE HOE

HOE HOE HOE

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Bring the naughty to the nice list with our HOE HOE HOE Christmas T-shirt — the ultimate adult humor holiday tee designed for people who like their Christmas a little dirty and a lot more fun. This festive graphic shirt features bold Christmas garland lettering, colorful lights, and a cheeky twist that guarantees laughs at every holiday party.

Perfect for fans of funny Christmas shirts, adult holiday humor, novelty tees, and anyone who wants to steal the spotlight at ugly sweater contests without actually wearing a sweater. Made with soft, premium fabric and printed with crisp color so your shirt stays vibrant all season long.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or hunting for the perfect Christmas gag gift, this After Dark Artz exclusive is guaranteed to sleigh.

Perfect For:

• Holiday parties & Christmas events
• White elephant & gag gifts
• Adult humor fans
• NSFW stocking stuffers
• Spicy Christmas photos & content

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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